Thursday, September 15, 2011

Cushy feelings of 1,000 women?

Probably, the luckiest or the weirdest guy in the world just spoke out, “Hey, lady, let me grab your boobs.” And 1,000 ladies in Russia let him “paw” their pairs. The reason they allowed was neither for sympathy toward a 40-year-old virgin boy nor for medical research on breast cancer patients. It was for the cold-blooded or revered leader of the country: Vladimir Putin, the former President and current Prime Minister.

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Sam Nickles, identified as a comedian and entertainer, posted a video on YouTube, saying that he touched 1,000 women’s boobs in a week. He had thousand-different cushy feelings during the period between 70 and 300 women a day. What was his ruse to attract these ladies into such a bizarre event?

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Nickles convinced young and attractive looking Russian ladies by saying, “ Vladimir Putin is always busy with important state affairs and, moreover, he is married. He does not have time for trifles. But he is a man too. And he cannot afford to touch the potential voters. But Sam Nickel can! Sam Nickel has plenty of time. Sam decided to touch women voters first, and then to shake hands with Putin with the same hand. See for yourself how it was.” In short, your proud and cozy sexual aurora/halo emitted from your two bulge parts of the body will be positively transferred to Mr. Putin through my hands, so Ladies, show Mr. Putin your passion for his next plan to come back as President of Russia in 2012.

And 1,000 Russian ladies did it.

According to the Russian Constitution, President can maintain the position only two-terms in a row (each term with four years), but he or she can be back after one-term absence.

Mr. Putin after his popular two-term presidency designated the current president Dmitry Medvedev as his successor, who has been regarded as Putin’s puppet. It seems obvious that Putin will have no problem of taking his old job back although there is an unidentified rumor that Medvedev wants one more term.

The year 2012, Russia, China, and America are going to have new or re-elected presidents. Interesting international political events are coming up.   

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